Don't judge a book by the size of its wrists

darksilenceinsuburbia:Conrad Jon Godly

Wed, 18 Sep 2019 20:34:05 +0100

darksilenceinsuburbia:

Conrad Jon Godly

synx:

Wed, 18 Sep 2019 20:31:07 +0100

synx:

openblogtomyabusivemother: everythingfox: Have you ever asked...

Wed, 18 Sep 2019 20:29:36 +0100

openblogtomyabusivemother:

everythingfox:

Have you ever asked yourself: “What does the skunk say?” unmute to find out

This skunk family heals me.

catsthefun:Every morning a cat wakes me up. I woke her up today

Tue, 17 Sep 2019 16:47:07 +0100

catsthefun:

Every morning a cat wakes me up. I woke her up today

skyfire85: skiptomy: systlin: lewd-plants: systlin: jedifish81: systlin: lewd-plants: syst...

Mon, 16 Sep 2019 17:04:20 +0100

skyfire85:

skiptomy:

systlin:

lewd-plants:

systlin:

jedifish81:

systlin:

lewd-plants:

systlin:

lewd-plants:

New goddess idea: She’s an earth goddess of the new age who’s domain is spinning and weaving, but specifically spinning and weaving gigantic structural steel cables for construction and other industrial purposes. Her skin is steel grey and hard to the touch and her hair is like long dredlocks of woven steel. She laughs at shitty architecture deigns that will fall apart if actually built and protects well-made bridges and buildings she likes. She might warn you of unforseen danger if you always wear your proper PPE.

Okay now what do I name her

O’sha.

Obviously

THAT’S PERFECT

I AM ALWAYS HERE FOR QUALITY WORKPLACE SAFETY REGULATION PUNS

That’s my goddess. 👍🏻

May O’sha bless you with earplugs that are comfortable and respirators that fit perfectly.

And good steel. Always good steel.

May your steel deliveries be always on time and your rebar strong

I’m just gonna…. put this here…..

hope you don’t mind

You know how you occassionally find a nugget of gold on this hellsite? Found one.

May the blessings of O'sha give you both strength and flexibility.

southbreak: electricpentacle: fuckyahumor: 7littlelibraries: catchymemes: This is humanity put...

Sun, 15 Sep 2019 23:02:40 +0100

southbreak:

electricpentacle:

fuckyahumor:

7littlelibraries:

catchymemes:

This is humanity put to good use. Screw all the stuff that’s happening these days, this is basically the only reason I like us stupid ape people. Little things like this, designed to keep us all happy and busy

i love this!!!

Now this is good design. Pay attention, tech companies - it’s not about looking shiny, it’s about understanding the end user’s needs and working with them.

The last thing though. Is super precious and important.

demogorgender: wiredabyss: stayuglystayangry: idk why old navy...

Sun, 15 Sep 2019 22:50:27 +0100

demogorgender:

wiredabyss:

stayuglystayangry:

idk why old navy is literally always ahead of the game in terms of uncanny valley + retail horror

Free them

bad karens who ask to speak to the manager get put in jeans purgatory

gelbmantrees: i’ve missed them +

Sat, 14 Sep 2019 20:49:15 +0100

gelbmantrees:

i’ve missed them

+

targaryene: Me: no worries! Narrator: she had several worries

Sat, 14 Sep 2019 20:48:58 +0100

targaryene:

Me: no worries!

Narrator: she had several worries

nessa007: ★ Derry Girls Appreciation Week ★ ↳ Day 1 ● Fave...

Sat, 14 Sep 2019 20:47:05 +0100

nessa007:

★ Derry Girls Appreciation Week ★

↳ Day 1 ● Fave Character ●
Sister Michael: “If any of you are feeling anxious or if you just want to chat, please, please do not come crying to me.”

sherlockisthenight: yeeeem: anotherhawk: captainlordauditor: one-time-i-dreamt: luischocolatier:...

Sat, 14 Sep 2019 20:46:40 +0100

sherlockisthenight:

yeeeem:

anotherhawk:

captainlordauditor:

one-time-i-dreamt:

luischocolatier:

jollygreengiantdick:

one-time-i-dreamt:

one-time-i-dreamt:

I saw the future. There were so few bees left that they cross-bred beekeepers with them so they could better connect with them.

I was taking a test to identify plants (I won because some dude thought pineapples were berries) and after that I met a beekeeper who worked inside of a giant glass beehive and had little antennas and a dope ass beard.

Everyone was commenting on this post, saying that pineapples ARE berries, and even I was like, huh, that’s not right, so I looked it up, and

Bananas, tomatoes, watermelons, coffee, cocoa, pomegranates and pumpkins are also berries.

W-what????????’

WHAT DO YOU MEAN POMEGRANATES ARE BERRIES????

You know what isn’t a berry? Strawberries. Fuck fruit scientists.

hey is everyone ignoring the part of the dream where bees and beekeepers fucked

thyrell: thyrell: thyrell: garrettauthor: This made me so fucking angry I have to inflict it on...

Sat, 14 Sep 2019 14:11:51 +0100

thyrell:

thyrell:

thyrell:

garrettauthor:

This made me so fucking angry I have to inflict it on all of you.

what’s the punchline here

wait

theoldmegisdead: hurricane-overseas: the-at-symbol: 30-minute-...

Sat, 14 Sep 2019 14:10:35 +0100

theoldmegisdead:

hurricane-overseas:

the-at-symbol:

30-minute-memes:

Wanted: Orange Cat

https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.thisisinsider.com/garfield-cat-dinner-party-2018-8

A woman successfully borrowed an orange cat for a Garfield-themed dinner party for her kids, and should really win ‘Mom of the Year’

This is the cutest thing I’ve ever seen

This is so pure

Photo

Sat, 14 Sep 2019 14:05:59 +0100

circelline: librius: librius: librius: affdhbdfjojvtij im goNNA CRY JELLYFISH IN SPANISH IS...

Sat, 14 Sep 2019 14:04:37 +0100

circelline:

librius:

librius:

librius:

affdhbdfjojvtij im goNNA CRY

JELLYFISH IN SPANISH IS JUST “BAD WATER”

Listen, sometimes you’re swimming and you dont see the angry ocean ghost zap you, so you decide that its the water that hurts

jayskull27: gyppa: oh you like history? name everything that ever happened

Sat, 14 Sep 2019 14:01:45 +0100

jayskull27:

gyppa:

oh you like history? name everything that ever happened

ruinsmami:its not a sunday unless you completely waste it and then feel really sad around 8pm

Fri, 13 Sep 2019 22:16:15 +0100

ruinsmami:

its not a sunday unless you completely waste it and then feel really sad around 8pm

Photo

Fri, 13 Sep 2019 20:22:54 +0100

isthiscookies: kyraneko: lisanaterel: positive-memes: Whatever...

Fri, 13 Sep 2019 20:21:44 +0100

isthiscookies:

kyraneko:

lisanaterel:

positive-memes:

Whatever you do, you are doing great in your ancestors eyes!

The makes me happy

Where’s that post talking about having the ghosts of one’s illiterate-and-starving peasant ancestors standing behind them cheering them on as they cram an entire samosa into their mouth?

This post has that energy.

Your ancestors who lived on cabbages and turnips are in awe of your wealth and your diet.

Your ancestors who toiled and labored their entire lives are joyful at your leisure time.

Your ancestors who could not read are amazed at how many pages of fanfiction you’ve written, even if all you write are false starts and drabbles.

Your ancestors whose entire artistic experience was finding a pretty rock while out hunting mammoths with a pointy stick are delirious with pride over your doodles and sketches.

However much you may feel like a failure by the standards of today, your life and accomplishments have already surpassed the wildest dreams of hundreds and thousands of your ancestors.

Sometimes to cheer myself up, I remind myself that even though I’m still living at home, my living conditions are also way better than medieval royalty. I am basically a prince. I may have to do dishes, but I also have the power of electricity, indoor plumbing, and frozen foods on my side.

royallybaffled:Me: I’m 17Millenials: cool cool no doubt Me: I was born in 2002Millenials:

Fri, 13 Sep 2019 20:21:10 +0100

royallybaffled:

Me: I’m 17
Millenials: cool cool no doubt
Me: I was born in 2002
Millenials: