Don't judge a book by the size of its wrists

a-spoon-is-born:

If I follow you, yes, I care about your garden, what your cat did today, the jewelry you made, that one friend who said the thing, i like your sense of humor, and also your selfies.

Also, heart.

Come little children, I’ll take thee away,
Into a land of enchantment,
Come little children, the times come to play,
Here in my garden of magic - Hocus Pocus, 1993.

littlecatlady:

today 11yr old brother wanted us to go outside and play with his BB gun but their dad wasn’t around, so I was like “idk, maybe we shouldn’t use it without adult supervision”

and he just stared at me and I realized

I am 20

I am an adult

I am the adult supervision

??!?!?!

andreanya:

pretentiouslimericks:

infinidegree:

jiizzzlle:

victoriatheunicorn:

i think i want to see a cartoon about these guys

Omg.. The way the cat slows down to allow the bun to catch up, probably because it knows how much the bun likes to stop and look at stuff

has anyone noticed THAT THE BUNNY IS TRYING TO WALK LIKE THE CAT.

BUNNIES HOP

"Walking is so tedious, how do you do it?"
"Leaping about is undignified and exhausting. It’s beneath me."
"Unless you’re chasing the red dot."
"I KEEP MY HOME LIFE AND PROFESSIONAL LIFE SEPARATE."

This made my day

I was tagged by both hallowsoverhorcruxes and tiktoklifeisshort, thanks guys! :)

RULES: You can tell a lot about a person from the type of music they listen to. Hit shuffle on your iPod, phone, iTunes, Spotify or however you listen to your music and then write down the first 10 songs that come up. Tag 10 people you want to do this tag.

  1. One Month - Tegan and Sara
  2. Never Think - Rob Pattinson (from the Twilight soundtrack)
  3. Rat a Tat - Fall Out Boy
  4. Everyday People - Joan Jett and the Blackhearts
  5. I Was Married - Tegan and Sara
  6. One For the Razorbacks - Green Day
  7. Someone Like You - Adele
  8. Sleepwalking Past Hope - Him
  9. Last Call to New York City - Elliot Minor (my first concert) :’)
  10. Caterpillar in the Rain - Lena

I won’t tag 10 people, but I’ll tag flawlesslyunlikable, fool-for-tegan, and ilovemusic142345 

:)

the-fangirls-have-the-phonebox:

spudsexuall:

timelordis-sapiens:

She didn’t mean James Potter.

She meant Severus Snape.

(first quote: Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, Chapter Two: A Peck of Owls; second quote: Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Chapter Thirty-Three: The Prince’s Tale)

OMFG

WHAT